Unexpected Guest
Red-Headed What?

By: CORNHOLE

It was a stormy night and I passed out from drinking a bottle and a half of wine. It was my senior year of college and I lived with my sisters.

My older sister stayed at her boyfriends that night and had to wake up early to come home to get ready for work. Of course, the rest of us are still sound asleep when she walked in the door, including our unexpected guest.

We had hosted our weekly Girls Night the night before, and like all Thursdays were pretty hung over the next morning. However, this day was different…

The first thing my sister saw in our apartment that morning was an ASS, wearing a thong, shining in her face…on the futon straight ahead. Thinking it was one of the Girls Night Girls who did not make it home, she walked up to her. BUTT, this was not anyone she recognized. She also noticed the screen door was busted in and a wet pile of clothes was beside the red-headed stranger.

She ran up the stairs to wake us up. My younger sister was so freaked out she plugged her curling iron in to get it nice and hot. She carried the ‘weapon’ downstairs with her as we approached the bottomless houseguest. We tried with no avail to wake this woman.

I dialed 911 and explained the situation.

The cops were there within minutes and also had trouble waking the nameless intruder. Finally, they got her to come to and asked her if she knew where she was. She told them she was our friend but we had never seen this woman in our lives.

The officers made her get dressed, cuffed her and took her to jail. One of her shoes was in the parking lot entrance and the other was on our deck. Her opened purse was also found randomly in the parking lot. It was like she was taking off her clothes before she even busted in. WEIRD!?!?!?! Due to the storm that night, we must’ve thought it was thunder when she DESTROYED the door.

The real kicker is, one of our Girls Night friends is a therapist and this uninvited houseguest ended up being assigned as her client for what she had done to us! CRAZY!!!

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